I'm going to start the Church of Recycling...

... for the used-up, worn-out, and broken-down seeking redemption.

When the time comes to settle down...

... to domestic life in the 49th state, I'll look to my crow friend, sigh, and say, "Anchor age, alas, Ka."

Persian protester theme song chorus once the riot police attack

And Iran, Iran so far away,
And Iran, Iran all night and day,
I couldn't get away.

If golf is such a fine game...

... then why is it played on a coarse?

Don't waste your tine on me...

... you're already the fork inside my head.

My Clowder, 'Tis of Thee

My clowder, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of felinery,
Of thee I waul;
Land where my sires died,
Land of the feral's pride,
From every kittenside,
Let catdom ring!

Where do comedians research their jokes?

The encycLOLpedia.